Friday 9 July 2021

John Bull lost for words.

 


Read all about it. Read all about it. It appears that the winter months in Scotland have given John Bull a terrible case of lock jaw. The absence of a reply to Lord Murray's open letter have swelled speculation that this is the outcome of cracking his teeth on frozen porridge during the cold winter months in Scotland. However, unnamed sources close to John Bull have squarely place the blame  for his muscle spasms on his false accusations in the Hanoverian press.  Whatever you believe - his lock jaw will certainly keep his tongue from running so fast in the future.