Monday 25 May 2020

Self Hibernation Campaign - Recruiting Posters

From Robert Hope

Inspirational Posters to support the southern war effort
In line with southern national sentiment General Green is reported to have privately sponsored a series of inspirational posters to support the southern war effort. The posters range in size from 6 by 12 inches to 56 by 42 inches. Most are printed in black and white, but some are in colour.

Unlike northern recruitment posters none of the Green posters refer to enlistment bonuses, promises of well supplied units with experienced officers, sauerkraut for Germans, nor shamrocks or potatoes to appeal to the Irish constituency.

In response to questions asked by our reporter General Green said: “These posters aim to influence southern citizens to enlist in the military, join the workforce, and make sacrifice to save the honour of our families, those ladies from Hazzard County and our social system from destruction. In years to come we will look back in nostalgia about their patriotic messages such as:

Victory begins at home on the plantation”;
“Yaaaaw. It’s our flag - fight for it”;
“Get thrill, donate a Confederate 5 dollar bill”; and
“Join the Confederacy to de-cracker these nuts”  

However, not all of the slogans are in the best possible taste. One in particular showing Abe Lincoln has come in for harsh criticism due to General Green's opinions on facial hair:

When making a new shell, fast and steady goes my lathe. All the better to ensure that Abe gets a close shave!“

General Green